He's what you might call a “himbo” (if you don’t know what that is, look it up). Slick, masculine, and confident to the point of arrogance – Hero is the textbook definition of a classic 80’s action movie star, muscles and all. The main issue? He’s dead within the first few seconds of the film. Not much shootin’ and quippin’ to do when you’re a corpse. 

They're Hero’s cheerful yes-man who's willing to follow Hero to the ends of the earth (despite not knowing the guy’s actual name). They’re the definition of codependent, never making a decision for themself. Nonetheless, Sidekick is the type of fella you’d want rooting for you on the sidelines...just not actually in the midst of a fight. 

He's the phrase “erm, actually” personified. After Hero bites the dust, Nerd is left to lead the team to survival. Nerd’s the type of person who needs to express their opinion on everything all the time, much to the chagrin of everyone around them. Their greatest fear is being wrong...at least it was before the teaser trailer they’re in decided to kill them

He's just your average disembodied movie trailer voice. What he says goes. He doesn’t concern himself with the consequences in the universes he creates with his words, but he also doesn’t have many wants at all. He has but one job: narrate.  

They are the telenovela alter egos of Sidekick and Nerd. Deep in the throes of passion, these characters are stuck in a love triangle for the ages (all dubbed in poorly translated Spanish).

He is...uh...well, we don’t quite know what he is, but he is desperate to get a good grade on his algebra test and willing to do anything to get it. 

Anything.